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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Analyze This

A teacher asks her class to test their analytical abilities, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?''

She calls on Little Jeff and the boy replied; ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you analyze.''

Little Jeff spoke some more and says, ''I have a question for YOU”. The teacher was surprised but Jeff went on.

“There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top andsucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which of them is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that'sgobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''Jeff replied with authority; ''The correct answer is, the one with the wedding ring on...but I like the way you analyze.''