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Friday, November 13, 2009

Bite Me

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect boobies. He asks her,

"Hey miss, would you let me bite your boobies for 100 dollars?"

"Are you nuts?", she replies.

And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your boobies for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm 10,000 dollars eh? Ok, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and start caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but no biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks:

"Are you gonna bite them or what?"

"Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."