A man was on the deck of a Mexican cruise ship one day & he started thinking about Life. So he asked the Mexican crew member next to him:
"What will happen if I die at Sea?"
The Mexican answered,
"Hay, Señor. If you die at sea on board this ship, then there are 2 possibilities: You can be buried at sea, or you are buried on land.
If you get buried at sea, no problemo, Señor.But if you are buried on Land, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you are buried above ground or you are buried beneath ground.
If you are buried above ground, no problemo, señor. But if you are buried beneath ground, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you become worm food or you become plant food.
If you become worm food, no problemo señor. But if you become plant food, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you become a shrub or you become a tree.
If you become a shrub, no problemo señor. But if you become a tree, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you become a small tree or become a big tree.
If you become a small tree, no problemo señor. But if you become a big tree, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you are struck down by lightning or you are cut down by a Lumberjack.
If you are struck down by lightning, no problemo señor. But if you are cut by a lumberjack, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you become furniture, or you become paper.
If you become furniture, no problemo señor. But if you become paper, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you become writing paper or you become toilet paper.
If you become writing paper, no problemo señor. But if you become toilet paper, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you are used by a man or you are used by a woman.
If you are used by a man, no problemo señor. But if you are used by a woman, then there are 2 possibilities. It is either you are used at the back or you are used in the front.
If you are used at the back, no problemo señor. But if you are used at the front, HAYYYY SEÑOR!!!! Then that is certainly worth dying for!!
YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. I HAVE THE CLOWNS ON MY SIDE.
