A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the back of the cab and notices that the driver keeps staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers, "My dear boy, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
The cabby says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. First, you must be single and second, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited. "Yes, I am single and yes, I am Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hookerblush. Long, passionate, and lots of tongue.
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear boy" says the nun "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. I HAVE THE CLOWNS ON MY SIDE.
