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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Jews vs Chinese

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He had a few drinks and getting buzzed when he a Chinese man. He approached the Chinese man and punches him in the face without warning.

"Ouch!" cried the Chinese man. "What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man replied.

"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

And the Jewish man sits back down. Feeling remorseful for what he did, The Jewish man approached the Chinese man again and apologized. He then introduced himself as Goldberg. As the Jew extended his hand to the Chinese man, the Chinese man gave him a wallop. Bam!

"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.

"But that was an iceberg!" exclaimed the Jewish man.

The Chinese man replied, "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"