The Crying Horse

Jeff went home to his home town when he stumbled upon a long queue near a barn. He joined the line and asked the guy in front of him what was up.

The guy pointed to a huge curtain at the very front of the queue and said, “Behind that curtain is a horse. If you can make that horse laugh, you will be given a 1 Million Dollar prize.

Jeff waited for his turn. When his turn came, he got close to the horse and whispered to the animal’s ear. The horse cracked up like crazy to the amazement of the crowd. They all wondered how Jeff made the horse laugh.

After a month, it was time for Jeff to leave town. On his way to the train station, he saw another huge crown in a queue. He again joined the line and asked the guy in front of him what the line was for. He was recognized by the guy as being the one who made that same horse laugh so he went on and told Jeff,

“Remember that horse that won you 1 Million Dollars? Since that day you made him laugh, he never stopped laughing. Now the owner is giving away another 1 Million to anyone who can make him cry”.

Jeff nodded and patiently waited for his turn. When his turn came, he went in, shut the curtain and after a brief moment, the horse started to cry. The animal sobbed so hard to the amazement of the crowd. Jeff’s success on both contests tapped the curiosity of the crowd. When they asked him how he did it, he replied:

“The first time I went to see the horse; I whispered to his ear that my penis is larger than his. This made the horse laugh so hard.”

“What did you do to make him cry?” asked one of the participants to which Jeff replied:

“I took off my pants and showed him my penis”