See the similarities?
They stole the letter "U" just this morning. Perhaps they should reshape one of the "Ts", or they can always buy a vowel.
Say What!?
The society has become so corrupted that even law enforcement has become a waste of tax payers' dollars. All these coppers do is eat donuts and drink coffee and cite you for the most ridiculous reasons. By the way, that hobo they caught dooing in the bushes stole their toilet.
So, what are you trying to say? 
Heterosexuals are not gay. Bi-sexuals are somewhat gay, etc. etc. Tell me what is not obvious.
$200 Fine for Dying
See how harsh human beings are in treating other humans? Even in death, you get fined.
Bad Judge
That one bad judgement should not be used as a representation of one's judgement in general. Besides, we all make mistakes - especially when it comes to choosing partners.
