You should read "Mr. Genie, I'm bored" before reading this. Well not really.
The three was back to square one after Jeff got the beating of his life.
Jeff was going to get another round of beating, when off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it. The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water. A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex with me."
The guy ****s and runs back to his friends to tell them what happened. The next guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn. Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.
Jeff, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something and wanting to redeem himself, follows the lady to her kitchen. "Do me here," she tells him. Jeff sees three ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea. "Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The witch obliges. Jeff picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks." "Then lay back and close your eyes again." Jeff does her with the second ear of corn, then throws it out again. "If you do that again, I'll give you a loaded yacht so you can get out of the desert." He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh...
The water, money, and loaded yacht are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy. So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the loaded yacht. He goes around and finds his friends by the window. One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"
The three was back to square one after Jeff got the beating of his life.
Jeff was going to get another round of beating, when off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it. The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water. A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex with me."
The guy ****s and runs back to his friends to tell them what happened. The next guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn. Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.Jeff, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something and wanting to redeem himself, follows the lady to her kitchen. "Do me here," she tells him. Jeff sees three ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea. "Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The witch obliges. Jeff picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks." "Then lay back and close your eyes again." Jeff does her with the second ear of corn, then throws it out again. "If you do that again, I'll give you a loaded yacht so you can get out of the desert." He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh...
The water, money, and loaded yacht are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy. So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the loaded yacht. He goes around and finds his friends by the window. One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"
