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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Chinese Lady In London

A Chinese lady is married to an English gentleman and they livein London. She is not very proficient in English but managedsomehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem when it comes to her English is when she does grocery shopping.

One day, she went to the butcher to buy pork legs but she didn't know how to put forward her request. In desperation, she lifted her skirt to show her thighs to the man behind the counter. The butcher got the message and she went home with pork legs.

The next day, she wanted to get chicken breasts. She found herself caught in the same predicament and she didn't know how to say it. She then unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got the chicken meat she wanted.

The third day, she needed to buy sausages per her husband’s request. She brought her husband to the store this time...what do you think happened next? .....
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....so what do you think?


HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!