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Friday, November 13, 2009

Prophylactic Poodle

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood Drug Store every week and he buys 2 dozen boxes of prophylactics.

So week after week he drops with the same order. One day the drugstore supervisor felt she had to say something to that customer.

"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth can you use that many condoms in a week?" The man looked at her in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon? but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

So, the drugstore supervisor asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my pet poodle. That way, she gets to poop in little plastic bags."