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Friday, November 13, 2009

The Odd Pinoy

A couple placed an ad:

"Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter.


Yankee: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Chinese: Use Herbal Medicine!
Filipino: LET ME TRY!

Population policies of countries:

China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Philippines: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

What do people usually say when they fart in the presence of others?

American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Filipino: NOT ME!