A couple placed an ad:
"Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter.
Response:
Yankee: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Chinese: Use Herbal Medicine!
Filipino: LET ME TRY!
Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Philippines: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
What do people usually say when they fart in the presence of others?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Filipino: NOT ME!
YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. I HAVE THE CLOWNS ON MY SIDE.
