Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time and you're all bored to death for waiting.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away!
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & andpick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!And; last, but not least!)
10. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, as loud as you can, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
oops. sorry...didn't mean to be militant.
